When Barack Hussein Obama was elected president of the United States in 2008, a segment of Americans brushed doorposts with slaughtered cans of Walmart red paint and started cooking pots of seasoned collard greens. There was much exuberant chatter of prophetic assignment and the "Second Coming." Although Obama's background was not that of the ordinary son of a carpenter, he had in fact been the average ordinary senator from Illinois without Kennedy public office DNA.
According to President Messiah Fanatics, God's backing was further supported with the reality that access to Air Force One had not been thwarted by controversial questions regarding Obama's natural born citizenship. Obama the Muslim was destined to turn on America's Christmas Tree regardless of several citizenship lawsuits amid the tight-lipped Kapi'olani Medical Center for Women and Children in Hawaii. Therefore, Obama's refusal to release “long-form” birth certificate could not have possible halted the God ordained historical election that was like a flash of lightening that bolted across the global hemisphere on November 4, 2008. Barack Hussein Obama had been “called” and “chosen – the first African-American “brothah” in the history of the Oval Office.
According to President Messiah Fanatics, God's backing was further supported with the reality that access to Air Force One had not been thwarted by controversial questions regarding Obama's natural born citizenship. Obama the Muslim was destined to turn on America's Christmas Tree regardless of several citizenship lawsuits amid the tight-lipped Kapi'olani Medical Center for Women and Children in Hawaii. Therefore, Obama's refusal to release “long-form” birth certificate could not have possible halted the God ordained historical election that was like a flash of lightening that bolted across the global hemisphere on November 4, 2008. Barack Hussein Obama had been “called” and “chosen – the first African-American “brothah” in the history of the Oval Office.
Dressed in GQ gangstah black on black, victorious Obama swaggered into the Chicago night that was heated with electrifying charisma and wired supporters on November 4, 2008. A jubilant but stunned world had been catapulted to sheer pandemonium. There was going to be sweeping epic social reforms with racial and political equity. Consequently, a record 1.8 million descended on the National Mall on January 20, 2009 for the Inauguration that would have phenomenal social and political impact in both domestic and foreign arenas. This left 21% of American households spellbound in front of the television. Meanwhile CNN reported a record 21 million video streams and 136 million page views for what, for some, was tantamount to the Sermon on the Mount. Print media outlets had already published his most popular quotes in red in the manner that the words of Jesus Christ have been rendered in the King James Version of the Bible.
Having boogied with Ellen DeGeneres, Obama was sworn, signed, and sealed on January 20, 2010. President Obama then elegantly worked the crowd of dignitaries at the swanky Inaugural luncheon gala. On January 10 he had wolfed down a half smoke in Ben's Chili Bowl, signaling to the "Hood" that he was going to deliberately leave the latch up on the back door of the White House before traveling to NAACP Conferences or Camp David Summits. Obama, from Kenya, Indonesia or Hawaii was a masterful when not miraculous politician; this was confirmed in the 68% approval rating in January 2009.
Obama approval ratings have plummeted to 45% in 2010. He has neither filled the national economic basket with jobs nor walked on gulf waters contaminated with 172 million gallons of oil. Obama has not leaped tall buildings in a single bound, but a gigantic billboard depicting the Commander and Chief sporting "Weatherproof" rain gear hung in front of a tall building in New York's Times Square. No one from the "Hood" has managed to access the White House through a back door left ajar but White House party crashers used the front door. Meanwhile, the banking industry seized a side window heisting 700 billion from the West Wing. And there is a documentary with investigative reporting claiming that Obama and the "Bilderberg Group" held the ladder up to that side window out of view of the citizens of the United States.
"The Obama Deception" documentary was released on March 15, 2009. However, there has been no formal congressional indictment of the President for alleged violation of the Logan Act. It has been claimed that Obama had a covert policy meeting with the "secretive" Bilderberg Group comprised of multi-billionaires controlling air, land, sea and--according to the documentary--The White House. Thus far the President has not been summoned to appear before Senate Judicial Committee, but there are 319 lawsuits against the Obama Administration. In the interim, several "hand-picked" cabinet members have been linked to the Bilderburg Group. This cabinet is no different from any other in that it was appointed by the President of the United States.
Without due process determination of Bilderberg Conspiracy guilt or innocence it is more practical to just glean from circumstances that Obama is not the "Second Coming." Beyond the shadow of a doubt he is only flesh and blood man without the ability to magically zap up a supernatural tonic for whatever needs curing in America. This realization does not need the aid of opinion polls or rhetoric suggesting that the only miracles that Obama performed was tricking Bush cynical voters and allegedly having posted a bogus "short-form" Hawaii birth certificate on the Internet in June 2008. Although Nobel Peace Prize winning Obama does not have distinction in Wikepedia as the "Second Coming", his occupancy of the Oval Office remains the First Coming for African-Americans. For this reason, the scrolls of history will recount its significance with or without the cooperation of election night reminiscing of disgruntled Americans.
BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA
44TH PRESIDENT OF THE
UNITED STATES OF AMERICA
